The world is divided into two types of people,
- One who speaks the truth and the one who believes in oiling
- One who goes with the flow and one who goes against it
- One who speaks his mind and one who reads your mind
- One who is a daydreamer and one who is a night thinker
- One who thinks, “If this day never stops” and one who thinks, “If this night never ends.”
- One who is happy-go-lucky and who overthinks.
- One who uses only shampoo and one who uses shampoo, conditioner and does hair spa.
- One who is theist and one who is atheist.
- One who loves sunrise and one who loves sunset.
- One who loves to dance with others and one sings alone.
- One who loves a crowded street and one who dances when the street is empty.
- One who goes to party and one who stays at home.
- One who understands poems and one who knows no one understands poems.
- One who actually reads newspaper and one who reads only entertainment or sports page!
- One who finishes a bad book and one who leaves in halfway.
- One who makes paper boats and one who makes paper airplanes.
- One who uses paper chits during exam and one who tries to write honestly.
- One who sleeps under quilt and one who does everything possible under a quilt.
- One who makes love at night and one who is lost in impulsive thoughts.
- One who watches kites and one who stands under aeroplane to make a wish.
- One who loves red & communism and one who loves everything but red.
- One who wears yellow, pink, orange and one who wears blue, black, grey.
- One who loves neon and one who hates it.
- One who loves green & yellow and one who loves white & sky blue.
- One who loves old world charms and one who loves skyscrapers
- One who is an old school and one who is a new school.
- One watches the beauty of shrines and one who watches the god resides inside.
- One who thinks in omnipotent god and one who thinks his god is stronger than your god!
- One who prays before little Jesus and one who prays before Balgopal (Little Krishna).
- One who follows angel and one who follows devil.
- One who is relaxed with life and one who is very scared of it.
- One who forgives people easily and one who keeps anger wrapped in an envelope.
- One who carries “Che” on left chest, one who carries Mao in red slogan.
- One who loves a single woman, one who loves every girl possible.
- One who remembers first love and one who pretends to forget it.
- One who badly wants to be a bad boy and one who actually becomes one!
- One who pretends to love his job and one who knows nobody loves his job.
- One loves Marcedes-benz and one who wants to experience palanquin once.
- One who is bossy and one who is friendly
- One who loves daytime and one who enjoys nightlife
- One who knows about Magdalena and one who knows about Vatican
- One who makes your life a mess, one who helps you to clear the mess
- One who hates opposite gender and one who speaks of gender neutrality
- One who believes in leadership and one who thinks self education still rules
- One who addresses himself by job designation and one who introduces himself without name, job, & social status
- One who blames God for everything and one who praises him in hallway still he opens a new door!
- One who loves to be busy at work and who has finished reading my bullshit.
©Joyee